Alright, So before I was a mom.. I would always watch other moms with their kids.
Sometimes the kid would still be in their pajamas.. and it was 10. Being out and about by 10 am they could surely get some real clothes on their child..
Not me.. I always have my kids ready..
don't let the bow fool you.. I put it on for the picture..
Working in a pediatric dental office I would see kids with boogery noses and dried snot smeared across their faces.. "really.. take a kleenex to that nose.. its not THAT hard..."
Oh..
not me.. that would not be my child..
Everytime, I would be in line at the grocery and see a mom cave to the pleadings of her child for a piece of chocolate or a toy because they assured that it would make them happier..or just to keep them quiet..by giving them whatever they want..
Not me.. I for one would NEVER let that be my child..
I cave.. okay.. not to chocolate but she can have all the cash she needs.
But chocolate. yes, that will make
me feel better..
With PB.. even better.
Not even on the healthy side, but did I care. Not in the least, I have been wiping, sucking, scrubbing, changing, bathing, rocking, singing and even some dancing to try and keep my sick babies happy.
A little chocolate never hurt anyone. And yes, it did make me feel better.. all 5.
I woke up this morning with a sore throat.. and a slight ear ache.. (you know the feeling)
AHHHH! No!!
Not me.. I can't get sick.. I just can't. I don't get ready as it is each day, throw a sickness in and people might turn and run.
I went to the store post workout and grabbed the most magical protector from sickness..
Airborne!!
As I stood their debating between flavors.. Orange, berry, lime.. sigh.. I think there was about 3 people that walked by in amazement and all asked questions about why my cart was so full with children..
Its no surprise to me when someone will stop me.. or stalk me through the aisles to ask me about my babies..
It is quite the sight to see.
So here is a little Q & A about the twins, having twins, carrying twins.. etc.
**These are the questions I get asked daily when I'm out and about. I should just wear a t-shirt...
but I really don't mind because.. I love my babies and they are my favorite thing to talk about.
But for the random strangers.. (not blog friends.. cause we are BFFS) here ya go..
- Are those Twins?!
Why, yes they are.. what cha think.. I took some other child and left the snot there to dry?
2. A Boy and A Girl?
Yes, hence the blue blanket and the pink one... maybe the bow throw you off..?
3. Oh, you got your hands full..
Is that a even a question? no.. but I get that a lot
4. My moms, friends, cousin had twins to.
Is that a question? no... but now we are great friends.
5. How much did they weigh?
B was 4lb 14 oz and T was 5 lbs 9 oz.. how much did your moms, friends, cousins twins weigh?
6. Were you on any fertility?
First off.. if you ever EVER see a random person.. you don't know.. don't ask them this ?. K. Im not a personal person by any means.. but some people don't want you to know it took them a over a year to get pregnant. But yes, I was.. But it also runs in my family, My grandmother on the maternal side had twins. I was destined.
7. Is it hard?
Is having two newborns hard? Well .. if it was easy everyone else would be doing it..
8. You look skinny did you lose all that weight naturally?
(no joke, someone asked me this today)... Well.. do you naturally wake up before the sun to run or swim then get your babies ready and out the door to make it on time to your class at your gym to sweat, push your limits till you want to puke.. ? Then yes, I lost "ALL" that weight naturally..
9. What did you name them?
I named them their names.. what was your again?
10. Do you breastfeed?
(are you staring at my rack?) I did but now I'm done.. thats why my cart is full of formula..
Oh okay.. you have a nice day..
You to.. Thanks...
The end..
By the end of that conversation I had selected my desired flavor..
Just drop it into water for health and happiness..
Purely disgusting..maybe I should of gone with orange??
Time to lay back and relax...
NOT ME!!!